Valentines Day ended in tragedy for a Portland teenager after he
apparently masturbated a world record 56 times non-stop before dying of a
heart attack. Jerome Carpenter was found dead in his bedroom after
apparently masturbating too much. It is speculated that Jerome was
suffering from depression due to being “extremely lonely” on Valentines
Day.
Jerome’s Mother called Portland police after discovering his corpse
in his room. Jerome’s mother told Huzler reporters “1 hour passed since I
had called him down for lunch, Jerome was the kind of boy to steal food
off your plate when you were not looking, i knew something was wrong
when he didn’t come down to eat, he was a great kid” she finished as she
began to cry.
Police arrived at the home about an hour after Ms. Carpenter called
them. Officer Dean Marrow told Huzler reporters what they saw when they
opened Jerome’s bedroom door. “The young man was on his bed… his pen*s
was detached from his body, it must have been so intense it just came
off his body, we found his pen*s gripped in his left hand so tightly we
couldn’t get it out, it was tragic”.
Investigators are still investigating the case for more information, Jerome’s funeral will take place sometime next week.
Ermmm...who was counting???
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